Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-31

• Today, I had a cup of coffee. It didn't do much. I had another. I'm still not awake. #MLIA (http://bit.ly/Jall9) #
• Woooow! Blue Jays are in a bad slump (L6 streak). Wells should lead-off instead (.170 RISP). Offense is sleeping... #
• Back in town and recharged to own this week. Saw Push on the bus. 3/5. Dakota Fanning's outfit, oh my. LOL screaming Asians!!! #
• Blue Jays extend LOSING streak to 8. I blame Wakefield's knuckleball. #
• Blue. Jays. Epic. Fail. Bullpen blows an 8-3 lead to rob the win from the Doc. Good thing I didn't see THAT game. L9. #
• Archie chooses Veronica over Betty after nearly 7 decades. Wtf m8. #
• Situation in N. Korea grows tense with uttered threats of (nuclear) war. Border troops placed on Watchcon 2. Time to get a Vault-Tec Vault! #
• Toronto again. Cheap return fares FTW! And... Dear NoKo, stop firing ze missiles! I am le tired of it. #
• Oldest bro off to LA for E3. Wish i could go. Mayb next year! #
• Blue Jays beat the BoSox again! Good job guys (Nice to see Rios go
  4-4)! Make it a sweep tomorrow! @BlueJays #
• So full from sushi. Ugh. #