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This page will list one-liners describing things I've observed or have been on the receiving end of.  This will be sporadically updated whenever something happens in life or whenever I recognize a pattern based on past experiences.  Oh, don't take this as fact cause chances are, I'm wrong!

  • Tired of waiting?  Wait no more!  Make the first move (if you're a guy/feminist/modern go-getter woman).
  • Old traditions have their place.  But sternly refusing change can lead to tragedy and pain.
  • You can still be friends.
  • Maintaining good grades and a relationship is hard work indeed (on BOTH parties involved).
  • Religion itself is not bad nor evil.  It's how people use it.  But too often people are corrupted by the power of having followers.
  • Too often people dismiss others on religion, race, and looks alone.
  • Using someone as a "stepping stone" to get closer to a crush is weaksauce.  I will not aid nor condone this behavior!
  • Jealousy is never a legitimate feeling.  Strive to be better rather than becoming bitter.
  • The gym is NOT a place to pick-up girls/guys.  Or at least, many people share this view thus lowering the chance of success.
  • The AFTER-party really is the one you want to attend.
  • Bad timing (in life's circumstances) prevents anything from getting off the ground.
  • Laugh at Internet/keyboard toughguys.  Acting tough on the Internet - what's the point?
  • It's not about intelligence.  It's about determination.
  • Say things as they are.  Sugar coating can be annoying and offensive to some.
  • Procrastination - I'll talk about this later.  (Really, it screws you over.  Don't do it.)
  • House is right.  Being right is sometimes the only thing that matters.
  • Treat people as ends of themselves and not as means for your own ends.