Andrew is …
Been seeing images of this around Facebook and such so I gave my own name a spin:
So, going by the top leading ones by number of results:
I am music.
I am cool.
I am not the father (phew!). 
I am awesome.
Good to see the insulting ones score substantially lower.
Oh, and give "Justin Bieber is " a try as well for some funny results of what the world is searching on him.
Joke Intro for a Joke Team
Am I right? Shared from my little brother, this is an actual intro for a college hockey team.
Yeah. So random. Random awesomeness. 5 stars for Top Gun music and cosmic laser space bears and explosions.
This team is SERIOUS BUSINESS. Oh, look for the older years as well. Those intros are just as awesome.
Edit: Original video was removed by user. Replaced with video in link provided by Chris in the comments.
The Onion: Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk…
...their college-aged kids:
Funny thing is, this satire is more on the side of being accurate. Use these sites responsibly, kids!
Beware the E-Mom's! They are real. Trust me; I've seen them first-hand.
"DEAR JEFF, YOU DIDN'T CALL THIS WEEKEND BUT THAT'S OK. I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING FUN WITH YOUR FRIENDS. SINCERELY, MOM."
Dos Equis: The Most Interesting Man in the World
Yes, it may seem like I have too much time on my hands but really, I don't. It's just nice to write something to take my mind of the pedantic drivel I've been reading and answering confusing questions on. Oh, don't get me wrong. Children's novels are a nice break too. It's this other thing I'm dreading. =P
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Now, on to the topic of this post. These are all the ones I've heard on TV and radio. Exactly the kind of awesome I want to be. Maybe.
People hang on his every word - even the prepositions.
He could disarm you with his looks - or his hands. Either way.
He can speak French - in Russian.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
He once had an awkward moment - just to see how it feels.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
He's been known to cure narcolepsy - just by walking into a room.
His organ donation card also lists his beard.
He's a lover - not a fighter.
But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
The police often question him - just because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
His personality is so magnetic - he is unable to carry credit cards.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
He never says something tastes like chicken - not even chicken.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
His charm is so contagious - vaccines have been created for it.
Years ago, he built a city out of blocks.
Today, over six hundred thousand people live and work there.
He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.
Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear.
Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.
If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost
and you'd arive at least five minutes early.
His legend preced him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
And of course... the awesome finish:
"I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends."
Bill O’Reilly on Michael Jackson
All I have to say is: "Oh no you didn't!!!"
Bill O'Reilly is not known for his impeccable timing (or maybe he is depending on how you look at it).
With all the anger being expressed on Twitter right now, I am not going to touch this one with a ten-foot pole. I have no comment.
Watch out! Here it comes...
This is what everyone is raging about (and it really shouldn't come as a surprise if you know who he is):
Though, with no reference to the above video, I will say that the least a country's media could do is spend a respectable amount of time to honor their recently fallen soldiers...
Award-Winning Pringles Banner Ad
Currently being heralded as the best banner ad EVER all over Twitter, this Pringles banner ad makes you keep clicking and clicking. It is quite well-written considering it's a mere banner ad. The ending (yes, I went all the way to the end) is a hilarious surprise. Don't worry, nothing NSFW. Well, enjoy breaking your finger and mouse clicking this ad, 'cause here it is:
Chinese Hackers
I commend the relentlessness of my fellow "brothers" and their technological prowess. However, I wish they'd give it a rest on my site. I'm not THAT important to advertise garbage "medicinal" products (though at the rate the numbers I'm seeing, it might be possible in the future). Nonetheless, there's nothing I can say or do since it's mostly automated and by banning one group of IPs, another takes its place within days.
They certainly kept me on my toes but I turned my back on the computer software path of life long ago when certain individuals failed to instil interest in the field. And along came biology and the wonders of medicine...
I can tell The Time Traveler's Wife is going to be a popular movie cause many people are Googling lyrics for the song used in the trailer and landing on that post that mentions both the song and the movie. I would provide the MP3 but then that'd get me in some trouble.
I Don’t Want to Set the World on Fire – The Ink Spots (1941)
- I don’t want to set the world on fire
- I just want to start
- A flame in your heart
- In my heart I have but one desire
- And that one is you
- No other will do
- I’ve lost all ambition for worldly acclaim
- I just want to be the one you love
- And with your admission that you feel the same
- I’ll have reached the goal I’m dreaming of
- Believe me
- I don’t want to set the world on fire
- I just want to start
- A flame in your heart
[Spoken Word]
- I don't wanna set the world on fire, honey
- I love ya too much
- I just wanna start a great big flame
- Down in your heart
- You see, way down inside of me
- Darlin' I have only one desire
- And that one desire is you
- And I know nobody else ain't gonna do
[Sung]
- I’ve lost all ambition for worldly acclaim
- I just want to be the one you love
- And with your admission that you feel the same
- I’ll have reached the goal I’m dreaming of
- Believe me
- I don’t want to set the world on fire
- I just want to start
- A flame in your heart
Effecting Change
It only makes it harder to effect change for the better when family fails to do the same.
But I promised myself that the cycle would be broken, either now or after me.
P.S., Only insensitive morons call the house line at 2:30AM. At least call the cell phone, which would more likely be in the bedroom of the person you're trying to reach. Even then, calling that late is still a dick move. Kids these days... I bet that was a drunk dial.
Michael Bay is Epic
Bad Boys
The Rock
Armageddon
Pearl Harbor
Bad Boys II
The Island
Transformers
What do these have in common? Michael Bay directed them all. I've seen all of these films and in hindsight, there really are a LOT of pointless explosions, car chases, rolling cars, exploding cars, slow-mo, shaky camera movement, needlessly intense dialogue, and a "hint" of product placement ('cept The Island - that was one long subtle commercial if you didn't notice). But a lot of those those are what make a summer movie a summer movie. Mindless entertainment!
I think this video best describes parodies his style:
Although it lacks explosions, if the real Bay wanted to, he could indeed make the act of eating cereal... epic. The cereal could have exploded at the end - but that's hard to pull off for a typical Youtube user.
Anyway, with the upcoming sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, I hope I can actually see what the heck is going on in the action scenes this time around. Giant robots fighting and close-up shaky camera shots I do not like.
